Naff mentions plans on the far right for an anti-gay-marriage march. Again, that seems so silly. A "straight slate" that is so concerned about others having the same benefits is betraying fears of inability to "get it up" in their own marriages, if the "meaning" of marriage is diluted to take out physical complimentarity. Meaning matters.
I also recall a Blade piece by Chris Crain in early 2004, "Piddle Twiddle and Resolve".